2 weeks off coz of the FA Cup, then BAM; a bunch of midweek and weekend fixtures. Now I never thought I would be one to say there is too much soccer on TV, but it’s getting really hard to keep up.
So what have we learnt this week? Well, Liverpool hasn’t scored a goal in like 3 games now; UTD hold on to first (Barely), City begin their charge to the title, Spurs finally score more than one goal and Chelsea are in trouble even though they won at Fulham. Oh, and Ozil is gone (does anyone care?).
Chelsea v Fulham; It would not be misplaced to say if Fulham had all 11 on the field hey could’ve won this game. In fact even with 10 on the field they still had moments they could’ve stolen it. So many things Fat Frank needs to figure out. The shit German duo started on the bench. In came handsome guy Giroud, but as usual just when you think he is “world class” he pull out a shit performance. Chelsea eventually resorted to Lumping balls up front to 2 big men ala Stoke City, SMH?♂️. Miss of the day had to go to Timo though, clear through on goal shanked his shot wide. Now I’m not talking just wide, I am talking missing by like 10 yards. Even though they won, Chelsea are in big trouble. With all that talent, they are massively under achieving. Fat Frank will be fired soon as they start to meet better opposition.
Sp*rs; Mou got lucky. Sheffield are a shit team and they gifted Sp*rs this win. As usual Sp*rs scored first, then preceded to drop back yards and start to play on the counter. If Sheffield didn’t make silly mistakes this game would have ended in a draw. Sp*rs are not title contenders, and with their talent they should be. Mou is just so afraid to lose he will never win a title with Sp*rs. The less I talk about him the better for football. Having said that, Ndombele is NICE yo!! Best player on the pitch for Sp*rs. Question though; Who the heck is paying Bale’s wages?
BIG GAME!!!! Liverpool v UTD; F*** My Life, I spent 90 minutes watching that bore fest. NO quality whatsoever in the final third. Dumb ass Trashford couldn’t stay onside to save his life, Bruno anonymous. Liverpool were not much better. When Luke Shaw and Bissaka check their pockets today I am sure they will find Mane and Salah in there. The most interesting part of the game was listening to the commentators dick ride Thiago on his every touch. UGH!!! “He glides across the pitch” one said, “ The ball makes a different sound when he strikes it”. F*** outta here with that. All that’s left to do is Monica Lewinsky him. DAMN IT!! For Liverpool they have got to be worried about the front 3. The last 4 games have been shocking. For UTD take the point and keep moving.
City did what City does. Win the games they are supposed to. And that defense. These dudes are keeping clean sheets. Pep has adapted his gung ho style and has built from the back. To be fair, Palace offered absolutely NOTHING going forward. Now, let’s all dick ride some one who actually deserves it. KDB is simply world class.. The cross for City’s first goal was simply exquisite. It’s a pity he plays for a team nobody give a f*** about. If KDB played for Barca or Madrid, shit even UTD he would be considered for worlds best every year. City are my new favorites to win they title. They will win it, and again, no one will care.
Arsenal with a routine win against Newcastle. Auba got on the score sheet, and actually showed a bit of form. Gunners around the world will be hoping this kick starts his shitty season. I mean, let’s be frank, Newcastle is pretty f****g shit right now, and you expect Arsenal to beat them. The big story is Ozil finally leaving Arsenal. The fortnite player is going to Turkey, and 350k/wk comes off the Arsenal wage bill. Craziness, 350k/wk. Shiiiiiiiiit, let me get a quarter of that. Don’t say it too loud, the Gunners are creeping up the table.
Power Rankings
- UTD — A draw at Anfield is not a bad result.
- City — My new favorites for the title. This team is a machine.
- Leicester — they keep hanging around the top. Could be a surprise champion?
- Liverpool — How the mighty have fallen. Maybe people have figure them out!!!
- Sp*rs — I hate this team, manager and everything they stand for. Their style of football is TRASH.
